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Growing up, I remember hearing about how boyfriends change once they become husbands, and how wives often complain about their husbands. Mind you, it goes both ways. There are a lot of men who swear that the woman standing in front of them now is not the same woman they said I Do to, at the altar!

The reality though is that your girlfriend or boyfriend will change in some shape or form when they become your wife or husband. They may change for the better, or sometimes they may teeter in the opposite direction. If in your case, it happens to be the latter, perhaps a bit of humour might help! (Actually, humour always helps!)…  My sister passed along the following forward a few days ago to me. Of all the forwards I receive about love, relationships and marriage (yes, there are many!), this one really stood out. It’s unique and is creatively written, so I thought I’d post it on here for your reading pleasure! (By the way, this forward is about husbands; I am not sure if a similar one is written about wives. I also have no idea who the author is and am trying to figure whether they are male or female!? I’m leaning towards male here…) Enjoy! 🙂

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 A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
 
Dear Tech Support, last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and SPORTS 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
 
Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
 
Reply
 
Dear Madam, first, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do NOT attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck!

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